"Heavier than a dead preacher" "Now I know my destiny." "What is it?" "This." He draws me in to him in a kiss. ", "jumping from the frying pan into the fire", "didnt know whether to shit or go blind", "so drunk he couldn't find his ass with both hands", "never cut a fat hog in the ass with a dull knife", "can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear", "you never miss a slice off a cut loaf" (cut loaf= a non-virginal woman), "It takes a big boy to whip a little man", "took off like a cat hit in the ass with a boot jack", "face as red as a jaybird's ass in pokeberry time", "not tough enough to kick the shit out of your own pants", "smell bad enough to stink a dog off a gut wagon", "so weak you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot", "don't let your mouth run off til your brain's in gear", "you would give a bull dog's ass the heartburn", "didn't know whether to shit or wind his watch", "not worth the scrapings off a hound dogs ass", "hotter than a June bride in a feather bed", "dumber (or crazier) than a shit house rat", "busier than a one-legged man in an ass kickin contest", "hornier than a two (or 3) peckered billy goat", "looks like a crow shit him on a fence post & the sun hatched him out", "don't have one penny to rub against another one", "can't burn both ends of a stick (or candle) at the same time", "tighter than a gnats ass stretched over a rain-barrel", "don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out" (poor), "Up and down like a whore on Saturday night. Unlike a flesh wound, there are no ointments to heal it, and there are times when they never heal. He didn't understand. Copyright HarperCollins Publishers Word Frequency Roy Kesey, Since my mother passed away, my father and I forged a bond that is so tighter than one could possibly imagine. "uglier than a burnt stump" Thomas Merton. They have a stew already done, so they just need to mix up biscuits and set the table." True the way a mother's dreams for her napping infant are true. "didnt know whether to shit or go blind" My dad, Jack Cunningham, was born and raised there, and he helped me with this project in the year preceding his death on May 7, 2000. Love was the ultimate chain, the ultimate whip, and the ultimate slave driver. Note: If you plan to drive through mud on a regular basis it is wise to outfit your truck with a winch. Note: In earlier times, a corncob was used by some for personal hygiene conducted in the outhouse. Every day the weave becomes tighter, the picture clearer, everything more complete. Brave enough to eat in the boomtown saloon. "A horse that shits fast don't shit long." Kate Sherwood, Ignorance binds people tighter than culture. Close as siblings, tighter than blood because they were chosen. He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees! The average coefficient of friction of a banana on linoleum was 0.066. Note: Dodge ball is played the collegiate level in Europe. "He draws me in to him in a kiss. The images jump out at you, even more so than in the theater, because you're in tighter quarters and you're closer to the TV, so it feels like the depth is very dramatic. Squirming like a worm in hot ashes. It doesn't have a lot of dignity this part of their sleeping arrangement. Meaning: Im being ignored. Belle Aurora, It's hard to know where to start. If you dont use your head, you might as well have two asses. "You scared me, is all." His eyes never moved from mine. Human condition generally associated with mental stress. Heather Threatens Laura as She's Dragged Away by the Cops and Ava Learns Elizabeth Confessed. Simply use the form below to share your favorite redneck sayings. Im happier than a punk in a pickle patch. Because those men are already taken. "Uglier than the east end of a horse headed west." "What is?" While crude, vulgar, and possibly offensive to some, I believe they should somehow be memorialized. The 'Dick' alluded to in this metaphor was Richard Cromwell, 'Lord protector' of England for a few months, September 1658 to May 1659. Shes so ugly when she was a baby her mom fed her with a slingshot, Thats harder than a choir boy in a porn shop. Aint no point in beatin a dead horsecourse, cant hurt none either. milk dud. Madder than a bobcat caught in a piss fire. www.lindapages.com, ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*, "Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets filled the fastest. Every suitor of the nineteenth century spends more than his spare cash on personal adornment. whirlwind. "Good girl," he said, like she was a well-behaved horse. A wound of the heart is different from a flesh wound. I wish I had appreciated my youth - I should have worn tighter clothing when I could have! a country practice cast where are they now; jamaica carnival 2024; fujitsu asu18rlf cover removal; kelsey asbille downy unstoppable commercial; san diego city college financial aid disbursement dates 2023 "Couldn't find his ass with both hands and a coon dog" Meaning: This phrase is used when somebody is up to no good and trying to hide it. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. "There is nothing in the. (Any other facts or theories regarding the origin will be appreciated!) 20 reviews of Tidewater Trail Animal Hospital "Love them! She did not have to grip her pain. She flashed him a quick tight smile and looked away. "Shakier than and old coon" soy beans. Hungry. ""I like your honesty and openness." www.lindapages.com If a frog had wings he wouldnt bump his butt when he hops. Buddhism quotes. "thigh high to a mule" Friday 12th November 2010. "Hotter than a whore house on dollar day." But the whiskey mind couldn't think its way out of the problems I had. "Go piss up a rope." "ass as big as a $40 cow" There were so many people, you couldnt stir em with a stick. "actin' like her tits got caught in a wringer" When an evil tendency becomes confirmed by habit, rage is triggered when anyone restrains you." Meaning: The answer to How do you want the fence post dug? About 18 down and 60 up. Note: Do not use a dishrag or cloth while cooking because you will recontaminate your hands. He makes a small cry. She could let it go. He was drunker than Cooter Brown on the 4th of july. I hate being thought of as a product. Why anyone would waste whiskey on a cat is beyond me. Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life. Clay released her. Friendship quotes. Let's hash it out, shall we? Follow us (@HottyToddyNews) for the latest coverage. "never cut a fat hog in the ass with a dull knife" "actin like she's got bees in her bonnet" The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car. I grew up in the country, on Boggs Run, in Marshall County, West Virginia. Things have been a mess for so many years that trying to pin down a starting point is like trying to figure out where your skin starts. wound; wound tight; wound up; wove; woven; wow; wozzle; wozzle-water; wrack; wrack (one's) brain(s) wrack and ruin; wrack brains; wrangle; wrangle (something) out of (someone) ~ Submitted by Dave (AK), you might be a redneck if your idea of base in music is what you set your beer on. "as tired as a whore on nickel night" On his world, once mated, the blue crustaceans shared a shell for the rest of their life in an eternal kiss. This aint a science book. Like its Facebook page: If You Love Oxford and Ole Miss. "Shit or get off the pot." Her presence would have the same calming effect on Dusty, who was the most wound-up man Jule knew. When she reached him, she grabbed the front of his shirt in both fists, pulling him to her, pushing her mouth up into his. . Raheel Farooq, Don't worry, though, I'm sure you're still both tighter than the knots on a tree. I've been through difficult times where it just seems like hope is nowhere to be found, but those are some of the greater moments where we run to Christ a little faster and hang on a little tighter. Take special care that your thoughts remain unfettered. Required fields are marked *. Gotta look better than then and dress nicer than then. Suu Morishita, Every hour of every day spent with him, the slow slope of falling for this boy in more than just a carnal fashion has been like slowly pulling the strings on some great tapestry. You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are Gentlemen, start your engines.. She was talking fast at the end. With the "why" and the "how" defined, it is time to create a time-boxed prototype. "colder than a well digger's ass" To be exceptionally or excessively tense, anxious, or agitated. | About Us UM Alum On The Bachelorette: Team Wells or Team Nick? ~submitted by Evan Sordillo (America), he is so stupid he couldnt pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. ", "Slipperier than snot on a glass doorknob", "Raining like an old cow pissing on a flat rock", "Colder than a well-digger's feet in Alaska", "Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra", "Rattling on (talking) like the clapper on a goose's ass". He could hear his wife giggling in the hallway, the hardwood floors creaking with her footsteps with what must have been someone else too. When the possum is done, throw it away and eat the brick. Note: The free lunch was offered to attract customers who had to purchase at least one drink. A: "Sheesh, you need to relax! "Lying like a snake in the grass" Expectation is the mother of all frustration. Antonio Banderas. But her family always stood by her, proud of her artistic talent and uniformly deaf to the complaints of any critics who might say she needed a firmer hand. ", "A horse that shits fast don't shit long. This old truck wouldnt pull a slick prick out of a lard bucket. I wrap my arms around him again and hug him as hard as I can. J.R. Ward, I wasn't sold on 3-D until it was in my own home. Note: Geese have been recorded at 29,000 feet. Sir John Maundevil gives the . Dissolved in wine, it would make the muscles of a man's throat clench tighter than any fist, shutting off his windpipe. How are you feeling?""Annoyed. Suddenly the silent and dark Tristan has an opinion on my life. (Any other facts or theories regarding the origin will be appreciated! You think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone book. Youve ever hit a deer with your cardeliberately. This information should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. Don't stand a chance. Then she looked back for a moment and smiled more warmly-but by this time he was looking at something else. ""That's good," he says. Strangely enough, the phrase originally referred to a woman who was not free-and-easy with her favours! "busier than a one-armed paper hanger" Youve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 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